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I write and illustrate children's books, among other things.

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Miracle Wimp
Lenny and Mel
Chocolatina

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    2 January 13
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    cytg:

Last one drawn in 2012. 

True story.

    cytg:

    Last one drawn in 2012. 

    True story.

    Reblogged: cytg

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    15 June 12
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    Chicken efficiency.

    Sure, if you want poop in your water, you can crap on the floor and kick it around until it gets there. Or you can just sit on top of the waterer and poop right down into the drinking area.

    Shit smarter, not harder. 

    What’s that? You want poop in your food too?

    We got you covered (in chicken feces). I am so proud of my little buddies. Look how more efficiently they are befouling their nourishment now. If the rest of America approached problems this way, prosperity would just be around the corner. I guess I will start the recovery and go stank up a salad bar or something. USA! USA!

    Tags: chickens backyard chickens hipster farming poop poop jokes economic recovery mitt romney
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    14 June 12
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    Exciting chicken news!

    Not really, but I did put bricks under their waterer.

    Now that they have more space, that means more space to kick wood chips in the water, and more wood chips for kicking. This will hopefully cut down on some of that a little. But man are these things messy.

    Also, sometimes they will wiggle their butts, and you think, “Aw cute, they’re practicing laying eggs,” and then they actually crap. Right now, like most babies, it’s still kind of cute, but at some point we’re going to cross that line into, “OH DEAR LORD WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?” Hopefully they will be outside when that happens. We already have a cat that smokes us out several times a day.

    When I clean out the brooder, they all run into one corner.

    They seem to recover quickly enough, and a peckin’ party breaks out.

    Tags: chickens backyard chickens hipster farming poop chicken poop animal husbandry
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    Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh