Sure, if you want poop in your water, you can crap on the floor and kick it around until it gets there. Or you can just sit on top of the waterer and poop right down into the drinking area.
Shit smarter, not harder.
What’s that? You want poop in your food too?
We got you covered (in chicken feces). I am so proud of my little buddies. Look how more efficiently they are befouling their nourishment now. If the rest of America approached problems this way, prosperity would just be around the corner. I guess I will start the recovery and go stank up a salad bar or something. USA! USA!