I said “chimp,” not “chump,” so knock it off. Anyway, chimps are exciting because they use tools. They also wear diapers and sometime co-star in TV shows, but that’s a different post. I, like a chimp, have devised a tool to make my chickening easier.
At first glance, this is merely a piece of wood with a hook on the end. But what it really is is a marvelous device that lets me reach under the coop and get the chicken feeder (which hangs on a hook in the middle of the under coop area) without having to either lay on the ground or mash my head against the chicken stairs. Remember how I said chickens crap all over everything? Those things are both everything, ergo, they have chicken crap on them. Now I can reach under with the stick and give them more food with ease. I will be pitching these on the Home Shopping network later this month.
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM REACHING YOUR CHICKEN FEEDER? etc.